Donnie Darko
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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Posted 02 November 2004 - 21:10
Trainspotting:
"What are you guys talkin' 'bout?"
"Football."
"What are you girls talkin' 'bout?"
"Shopping."
"What are you guys talkin' 'bout?"
"Football."
"What are you girls talkin' 'bout?"
"Shopping."
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Posted 02 November 2004 - 23:15
Nick : Bob, what the fuck is with that smoke, man? Whaddya got in there, a couple of hamsters blowing smoke rings, ferchrissakes?
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Posted 03 November 2004 - 08:19
John Milton (kurcijalno: Al Pacino 
) : Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.
) : Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.
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Posted 03 November 2004 - 11:22
(aktuelni crnjak iz) Die Hard
Agent Johnson: Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
Special Agent Johnson: I can live with that.
Agent Johnson: Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
Special Agent Johnson: I can live with that.
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Posted 03 November 2004 - 23:15
Fry: What's the DOOP?
Leela: The Democratic Order Of Planets... It's kind of like the United Nations from your time.
Fry: Never heard of it...
Prof: Or like the Federation from your Star Trek program.
Fry: Got it!
(Futurama)
Leela: The Democratic Order Of Planets... It's kind of like the United Nations from your time.
Fry: Never heard of it...
Prof: Or like the Federation from your Star Trek program.
Fry: Got it!
(Futurama)
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Posted 03 November 2004 - 23:28
ah futurama
prof: some idiot must've put metal into the microwave
fry: yo!
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Posted 03 November 2004 - 23:38
futurama stvarno quotova za izvoz ima
Al Gore: My fellow Earthlicans! As I discuss in my book "Earth in the Balance", and the much more popular "Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth", we need to protect our planet from pollution, as well as dark wizards.
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:33
[pandur1, Dragan Bjelogrlic] - vidi vidi... k-k-koga mi to immm-mamo.. u-umetnika
[pandur2, Slobodan Ninkovic] - vasu licnu kartu molim
[pandur1]- ovi sto s-ss-s-saraju po zidovima to su ti danas sve u-umetnici.. jel tako bato ti si u-uu-umetnik?
[Koma, Srdjan Todorovic]- jesam jesam..
[pandur1]- jesam ti reko.. [sljus!].... daj to ovamo
[Koma] - pazite s-sprej je na-nappunjen
[pandur1]- ne mogu da verujem.. pa jel ti to mene zajebavas.. pa mamu li ti
[pandur2] - stani, stani..
[pandur1] - ..jebem da ti jebem...
[pandur2] - vasu licnu kartu
[Koma] - nemam
[pandur2] - pa to vec nije lepo znate, svaki gradjanin mora da nosi uzase licnu kartu
[pandur1] - ne mogu ja palicu da.. inace bi mu
[pandur2] - stani, stani.... ime, prezime i prebivaliste
[Koma] - Koma
[pandur1] - nemoj ja da te ukomiram
[pandur2] - cekaj, stani, stani... pa sto mi se stalno mesas u posao.. pa nisam ti ja kriv sto si stalno padao na popravnom iz psihologije... nisam
[pandur1] - pa de ces bre ti.. a??
[Koma] - a ne, ja reko da, da idem da vam ne smetam
[pandur2] - ne moze to tako, postoji zakon, sve po redu lepo.. a ti i ja cemo o ovome kasnije..... ajde reci mi molim te sta ti sve to treba
[Koma] - mrzim narodnjake!!
+ Darko i Barbara, jedan od nasih najboljih + najlepsih glumackih parova...
[Barbara] - ...sta ti mislis da ja treba da padnem na to
[Darko] - pa padni
....
[Barbara] - ..ti si seksualni atentator... 
film je mator ladno 15 godina.. i jos uvek se koriste isti fazoni/citati iz filma.. jos uvek je ultra gotivan
[pandur2, Slobodan Ninkovic] - vasu licnu kartu molim
[pandur1]- ovi sto s-ss-s-saraju po zidovima to su ti danas sve u-umetnici.. jel tako bato ti si u-uu-umetnik?
[Koma, Srdjan Todorovic]- jesam jesam..
[pandur1]- jesam ti reko.. [sljus!].... daj to ovamo
[Koma] - pazite s-sprej je na-nappunjen
[pandur1]- ne mogu da verujem.. pa jel ti to mene zajebavas.. pa mamu li ti
[pandur2] - stani, stani..
[pandur1] - ..jebem da ti jebem...
[pandur2] - vasu licnu kartu
[Koma] - nemam
[pandur2] - pa to vec nije lepo znate, svaki gradjanin mora da nosi uzase licnu kartu
[pandur1] - ne mogu ja palicu da.. inace bi mu
[pandur2] - stani, stani.... ime, prezime i prebivaliste
[Koma] - Koma
[pandur1] - nemoj ja da te ukomiram
[pandur2] - cekaj, stani, stani... pa sto mi se stalno mesas u posao.. pa nisam ti ja kriv sto si stalno padao na popravnom iz psihologije... nisam
[pandur1] - pa de ces bre ti.. a??
[Koma] - a ne, ja reko da, da idem da vam ne smetam
[pandur2] - ne moze to tako, postoji zakon, sve po redu lepo.. a ti i ja cemo o ovome kasnije..... ajde reci mi molim te sta ti sve to treba
[Koma] - mrzim narodnjake!!
+ Darko i Barbara, jedan od nasih najboljih + najlepsih glumackih parova...
[Barbara] - ...sta ti mislis da ja treba da padnem na to
[Darko] - pa padni
....
[Barbara] - ..ti si seksualni atentator...
film je mator ladno 15 godina.. i jos uvek se koriste isti fazoni/citati iz filma.. jos uvek je ultra gotivan
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Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:42
The lions, the tigers, the bears... oh, my!
peter keyes- predator2
peter keyes- predator2
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 05:00
Cult Army of Darkness Evil Death II
Sheila : But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash : Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
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Ash : Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Ash : Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
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Ash : See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?
Sheila : But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Ash : Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
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Ash : Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Ash : Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
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Ash : See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 05:07
samo sto je Army of Darkness treci deo... moj omiljeni je ipak drugi, Dead by Dawn.... Bruce Cambpell rulez ako ga volis, Hefe, pogledaj Bubba Ho-tep
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Posted 06 November 2004 - 11:02
Last Boy Scout
Jimmy Dix : What, you don't believe in love?
Joe Hallenbeck : Yeah, I believe in love; I believe in cancer.
Jimmy Dix : What, you don't believe in love?
Joe Hallenbeck : Yeah, I believe in love; I believe in cancer.
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Posted 10 November 2004 - 19:41
"we need to get back into the state of mind we were in last night. that way, we can retrace our steps... sense, memory, simulated perception, altered consciousness, memory retrieval"
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Posted 11 November 2004 - 11:13
Angel Heart
[Last line]
Cop: You're going to burn for this, Angel.
Harry Angel: I know. In hell.
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas:
Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Can I call you a cab?
Police Chief: Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker.
Raoul Duke: Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab.
Raoul Duke: Panic. It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. There I was. Alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic god damned hotel bill to deal with. How would Horatio Alger handle this situation?
[Last line]
Cop: You're going to burn for this, Angel.
Harry Angel: I know. In hell.
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas:
Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Can I call you a cab?
Police Chief: Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker.
Raoul Duke: Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab.
Raoul Duke: Panic. It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. There I was. Alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic god damned hotel bill to deal with. How would Horatio Alger handle this situation?
