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#16 Timo_Maas

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 15:16

Iz inkognito pornica:
-Rocco Sifredi...hmm...he is GREAT man, right?
-No. He is man with GREAT!

#17 Herr

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 16:51

Sad takve stvari prikazuju na HBO.

Najomiljenija replika uf mrzi me da sad guglam. :lol:

#18 hansolo

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 21:18

spomenu neko W. Allena...

Mother(to doctor): He's been depressed. All of a sudden, he can't do anything.
Doc: Why are you depressed, Alvy?
Mother: Tell doctor Flicker. It's something he read.
Doc: Something you read, heah?
Alvy: The universe is expanding.
Doc: The universe is expanding?
Alvy: Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!
Mother(shouting): What is that your business? (to doctor) He stopped doing his homework.
Alvy: What's the point?
Mother: What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!

/Annie Hall/

#19 SlatkaMalaIzvrnutaTorta

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 21:40

"My name is Bond. James Bond."

Fora iz American Pie...ne znam kako ide bas od reci do reci.."One year, at the summer camp..."

#20 Hefestus

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:13

malo iz crtaca

Garfield: Are there any questions?
Audience member: Uh, yeah! Is wrestling fixed?
Garfield: Excuse me. I should have asked, "Are there any *intelligent* questions?"

The Lion King

Timon: "Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone's okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?"

#21 copkillah

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:14

lahtalion me podseti: Boondock Saints x2

#1
Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking...
How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK.
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

#2
[Rocco has killed Donna's cat]
Donna: You killed my... my...
Rocco: [putting a gun to his head] Your what? I'll shoot myself in
the head if you can tell me that fucking cat's name! Your what?
Your precious, little...
Donna: Skippy! Skippy!
Rocco: Aw, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?

#22 Faithless

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:41

Fora iz American Pie...ne znam kako ide bas od reci do reci.."One year, at the summer camp..."

Michelle : There was this one time, at band camp, when I stuck a flute up my pussy.

:lol:

#23 Faithless

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:45

American Beauty....


Carolyn Burnham : What are you doing?
Lester Burnham : Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham : You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham : I was not.
Carolyn Burnham : Yes you were!
Lester Burnham : Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!

#24 SlatkaMalaIzvrnutaTorta

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:53

#1--riljaj lazo!
riljam. riljam!

#2--svi sa vezu. ja bez vezu.

#3--nikola, silazi dole. nisam ti ja majka.

i tako dalje i tako blize...nase fore iz filmova su mi mnogo blize...i lakse za pamcenje...

#25 dzishn

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 23:10

"nisi, nisi, to me i zbunilo"

al onako izgovoreno :lol:

#26 SlatkaMalaIzvrnutaTorta

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 23:25

"bako, jesmo li mi...?"
"tri puta"

"vozi misko!"

"osecaj se kao da si kod moje kuce."

i gomila SUPER quotes iz predstave "Bure Baruta"(JDP)

#27 dzishn

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Posted 29 October 2004 - 23:38

smit, e sad si me na svashta podsetila :lol:


kolko si kecheva dobio?
3 (pokazuje 4 prsta)
pa 3 il 4?
4, 4 (ispravlja se, podizhe 5 prstiju) :lol: i :lol:


edit: btw, znam nekoga ko je gledao ko to tamo peva, al posle jako dugo nishta drugo sa berchekom nije gledao, i zhiveo u ubedjenju da su uzeli naturshchika-debila za tu ulogu :lol:

Edited by dzishn, 29 October 2004 - 23:40.


#28 mokuci

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Posted 30 October 2004 - 03:28

I'm Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

#29 Hefestus

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Posted 30 October 2004 - 05:51

True Romance -- Scott/Tarantino

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Clarence Worley : Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot : What?
Clarence Worley : I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot : No.
Clarence Worley : No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
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Clarence Worley : I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.
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Edited by Hefestus, 30 October 2004 - 05:52.


#30 Hippie

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Posted 30 October 2004 - 06:11

[Snake Charmer] - Once upon a time, in China, some believe around the year 1003. Head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down a road, contemplating, whatever it is a man of Pai Mei infinite powers would contemplate, Which is another way of saying, he knows. When a Shaolin monk appeared on the road traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned. Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk, remain unknown. What is known, were the consequences. The next morning, Pai Mei appeared at the Shoalin temple. And demanded of the temple's head abbot, that he offer Pai Mei his neck, to repay the insult. The abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei. Only to find Pai Mei was... inconsolable. So began massacre of the Shaolin temple and all 60 of the monks inside. At the fists of the White Locus.
And so began the legend of Pai Mai's five point palm exploding heart technique.


[Beatrix Kiddo] - And what, pray tell, five point palm exploding heart technique?

[Snake Charmer] - Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his finger tips, at 5 different pressure points on your body. And then lets you walk away and once you've taken 5 steps, your heart explodes inside your body. And you fall to the floor, dead.

[Beatrix Kiddo] - Did he teach you that?

[Snake Charmer] - No, he teaches no one five point palm exploding heart technique.

ahaaa... no one B)