Memorable quotes
#16
Posted 29 October 2004 - 15:16
-Rocco Sifredi...hmm...he is GREAT man, right?
-No. He is man with GREAT!
#17
Posted 29 October 2004 - 16:51
Najomiljenija replika uf mrzi me da sad guglam.
#18
Posted 29 October 2004 - 21:18
Mother(to doctor): He's been depressed. All of a sudden, he can't do anything.
Doc: Why are you depressed, Alvy?
Mother: Tell doctor Flicker. It's something he read.
Doc: Something you read, heah?
Alvy: The universe is expanding.
Doc: The universe is expanding?
Alvy: Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!
Mother(shouting): What is that your business? (to doctor) He stopped doing his homework.
Alvy: What's the point?
Mother: What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!
/Annie Hall/
#19
Posted 29 October 2004 - 21:40
Fora iz American Pie...ne znam kako ide bas od reci do reci.."One year, at the summer camp..."
#20
Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:13
Garfield: Are there any questions?
Audience member: Uh, yeah! Is wrestling fixed?
Garfield: Excuse me. I should have asked, "Are there any *intelligent* questions?"
The Lion King
Timon: "Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone's okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?"
#21
Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:14
#1
Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking...
How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK.
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
#2
[Rocco has killed Donna's cat]
Donna: You killed my... my...
Rocco: [putting a gun to his head] Your what? I'll shoot myself in
the head if you can tell me that fucking cat's name! Your what?
Your precious, little...
Donna: Skippy! Skippy!
Rocco: Aw, Jesus! What color was it, bitch?
#22
Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:41
Michelle : There was this one time, at band camp, when I stuck a flute up my pussy.Fora iz American Pie...ne znam kako ide bas od reci do reci.."One year, at the summer camp..."
#23
Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:45
Carolyn Burnham : What are you doing?
Lester Burnham : Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham : You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham : I was not.
Carolyn Burnham : Yes you were!
Lester Burnham : Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!
#24
Posted 29 October 2004 - 22:53
riljam. riljam!
#2--svi sa vezu. ja bez vezu.
#3--nikola, silazi dole. nisam ti ja majka.
i tako dalje i tako blize...nase fore iz filmova su mi mnogo blize...i lakse za pamcenje...
#25
Posted 29 October 2004 - 23:10
al onako izgovoreno
#26
Posted 29 October 2004 - 23:25
"tri puta"
"vozi misko!"
"osecaj se kao da si kod moje kuce."
i gomila SUPER quotes iz predstave "Bure Baruta"(JDP)
#27
Posted 29 October 2004 - 23:38
kolko si kecheva dobio?
3 (pokazuje 4 prsta)
pa 3 il 4?
4, 4 (ispravlja se, podizhe 5 prstiju) i
edit: btw, znam nekoga ko je gledao ko to tamo peva, al posle jako dugo nishta drugo sa berchekom nije gledao, i zhiveo u ubedjenju da su uzeli naturshchika-debila za tu ulogu
Edited by dzishn, 29 October 2004 - 23:40.
#28
Posted 30 October 2004 - 03:28
#29
Posted 30 October 2004 - 05:51
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Clarence Worley : Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot : What?
Clarence Worley : I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot : No.
Clarence Worley : No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
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Clarence Worley : I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.
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Edited by Hefestus, 30 October 2004 - 05:52.
#30
Posted 30 October 2004 - 06:11
And so began the legend of Pai Mai's five point palm exploding heart technique.
[Beatrix Kiddo] - And what, pray tell, five point palm exploding heart technique?
[Snake Charmer] - Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his finger tips, at 5 different pressure points on your body. And then lets you walk away and once you've taken 5 steps, your heart explodes inside your body. And you fall to the floor, dead.
[Beatrix Kiddo] - Did he teach you that?
[Snake Charmer] - No, he teaches no one five point palm exploding heart technique.
ahaaa... no one B)