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[Drosophilia]

Sa jednog drugog foruma.......

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41! . true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote

Edited by Drosophilia, 08 October 2005 - 18:37.

[Tadino]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote

S naglaskom na točku 3

[kurdi]

S naglaskom na točku 3

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uze mi rec iz usta. ovo za remote je definitivno tacno, i za tv i za muziku.

[Nikola21]

eee, trebaj jos i
4. Shut the fuck up!

[WVIZ]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Hand over the remote

Ај вил стицк витх нумбер оне!!!!

[Esther]

Sa malim ispravkama, here
Uputstvo: nepotrebno izbaciti!

[quote name='Drosophilia' date='8 Oct 2005, 18:31']

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover

7. a chef
ali personal

19. a healer
(obuhvata prethodna tri i potonje)

20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
ovo pod uslovom -deca

25. athletic


26. warm
27. attentive

29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant

39. courageous
40. determined
BOLDOVANO!!!

41! . true
hahahhaha, da, sve je ovo too good to be true:)

42. dependable
neee, zasto? WRONG!

43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly

nema potrebe
46. love shopping

mrzim shopping

47. be honest
48. be very rich
moze, a i ne mora
(suve) smokve, masline, riba i cela kuca je zadovoljna.

49. not stress her out
e, toooooooo:)))

50. not look at other girls

as far as i am concerned, i do not give a damn for it!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
>> gde nadje ovo? wrong!
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
dodajem i bitnu stavku za nas devojke: promises HE makes

Vidim da si ovo skinuo sa nekog USA sajta, ili sta god

[MaryPoppins]

........WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls.......

more, da spusti wc dasku za pocetak.

[nonick]

ili josh bolje da pishki sedeci. that's a man!

[Drosophilia]

[quote name='Esther' date='10 Oct 2005, 14:22']
Sa malim ispravkama, here
Uputstvo: nepotrebno izbaciti!

[quote name='Drosophilia' date='8 Oct 2005, 18:31']

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover

7. a chef
ali personal

19. a healer
(obuhvata prethodna tri i potonje)

20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
ovo pod uslovom -deca

25. athletic


26. warm
27. attentive

29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant

39. courageous
40. determined
BOLDOVANO!!!

41! . true
hahahhaha, da, sve je ovo too good to be true:)

42. dependable
neee, zasto? WRONG!

43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly

nema potrebe
46. love shopping

mrzim shopping

47. be honest
48. be very rich
moze, a i ne mora
(suve) smokve, masline, riba i cela kuca je zadovoljna.

49. not stress her out
e, toooooooo:)))

50. not look at other girls

as far as i am concerned, i do not give a damn for it!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
>> gde nadje ovo? wrong!
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
dodajem i bitnu stavku za nas devojke: promises HE makes

Vidim da si ovo skinuo sa nekog USA sajta, ili sta god

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Esther Esther,a ja sam se nadao da ovo nije istina....,a onda ti još i dodaš ponešto na taj već silan,pretežak i pregolem teret.

Nemilosrdno.

Anton

[Amelija]

Hmm, da vidimo kako da iseciramo da bi ostala samo prava istina...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.  A man only needs to be:
  1.  a friend
  2.  a companion
  3.  a lover
  29.  intelligent
  30.  funny
  35.  tolerant

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
  47.  be honest


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

  54.  Never to forget:
          * birthdays
          * anniversaries

Mada sto se tice stavke 54, moj dragi pamti mnogo bolje od mene )

[Drosophilia]

Hmm, da vidimo kako da iseciramo da bi ostala samo prava istina...
Mada sto se tice stavke 54,  moj dragi pamti mnogo bolje od mene )

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Ajde,ovo je ljudski podnošljivo.

Hvala ,Amelija,znači ipak ima nade.

Anton