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[HattoriHanzo]

Blackadder dima a Pythonovci da nemadu svoj topic!
E ne mere bre!


Koji su vam fejvorit sketchevi?

Uzgred, cuo sam da je Monty Python britanski pilot koji je navodno u WWI oborio vise svojih nego nemackih aviona!

Edited by HattoriHanzo, 16 May 2005 - 15:02.

[Marvin (Paranoid Android)]

U bre, omiljeni skečevi... ko će ih znati toliko...

-Kviz gde puštaju sramotna špijunske filmove dok se čovek (objekat filma) ne javi da plati da zaustave prjkeciju

-Odelenje za svađanje (prepirke?)

-Španska inkvizicija

-Treba li reći, papagaj, i ono što sledi (Lumberjack song)

-Najsmešnija šala na svetu

-Tečaj samoodbrane (kako se odbraniti od napada malinom)

-Nudge nudge wink wink skeč u pabu

-Ministry of silly walks

...

[HattoriHanzo]

Jest vala, mogao bi da se otvori o topic o svakom skecu i opet bi malo bilo!


Ovaj je jedan od jacih, kad dva mafioza upadnu kod pukovnika s namerom da reketiraju kasarnu...

Knock at the door, sergeant enters, and salutes.

Sergeant  Two civilian gentlemen to see you ... sir!
Colonel  Show them in please, sergeant.
Sergeant  Mr Dino Vercotti and Mr Luigi Vercotti.

The Vercotti brothers enter. They wear Mafia suits and dark glasses.

Dino  Good morning, colonel.
Colonel  Good morning gentlemen. Now what can I do for you.
Luigi  (looking round office casually)You've ... you've got a nice army base here, colonel.
Colonel  Yes.
Luigi  We wouldn't want anything to happen to it.
Colonel  What?
Dino  No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if... (he knocks something off mantel)
Colonel  Oh.
Dino  Oh sorry, colonel.
Colonel  Well don't worry about that. But please do sit down.
Luigi  No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel.
Colonel  All right. All right. But what do you want?
Dino  What do we want, ha ha ha.
Luigi  Ha ha ha, very good, colonel.
Dino  The colonel's a joker, Luigi.
Luigi  Explain it to the colonel, Dino.
Dino  How many tanks you got, colonel?
Colonel  About five hundred altogether.
Luigi  Five hundred! Hey!
Dino  You ought to be careful, colonel.
Colonel  We are careful, extremely careful.
Dino  'Cos things break, don't they?
Colonel  Break?
Luigi  Well everything breaks, don't it colonel. (he breaks something on desk) Oh dear.
Dino  Oh see my brother's clumsy colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don't feel the army's playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, colonel.
Colonel  What is all this about?
Luigi  How many men you got here, colonel?
Colonel  Oh, er ... seven thousand infantry, six hundred artillery, and er, two divisions of paratroops.
Luigi  Paratroops, Dino.
Dino  Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them.
Colonel  Set fire to them?
Luigi  Fires happen, colonel.
Dino  Things burn.
Colonel  Look, what is all this about?
Dino  My brother and I have got a little proposition for you colonel.
Luigi  Could save you a lot of bother.
Dino  I mean you're doing all right here aren't you, colonel.
Luigi  Well suppose some of your tanks was to get broken and troops started getting lost, er, fights started breaking out during general inspection, like.
Dino  It wouldn't be good for business would it, colonel?
Colonel  Are you threatening me?
Dino  Oh, no, no, no.
Luigi  Whatever made you think that, colonel?
Dino  The colonel doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi.
Luigi  We're your buddies, colonel.
Dino  We want to look after you.
Colonel  Look after me?
Luigi  We can guarantee you that not a single armoured division will get done over for fifteen bob a week.
Colonel  No, no, no.
Luigi  Twelve and six.
Colonel  No, no, no.
Luigi  Eight and six ... five bob...
Colonel  No, no this is silly.
Dino  What's silly?
Colonel  No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.
Dino  You can't do that!
Colonel  I've done it. The sketch is over.
Watkins  I want to leave the army please sir, it's dangerous.
Colonel  Look, I stopped your sketch five minutes ago. So get out of shot. Right director! Close up. Zoom in on me. (camera zooms in) That's better.
Luigi  (off screen) It's only 'cos you couldn't think of a punch line.
Colonel  Not true, not true. It's time for the cartoon. Cue telecine, ten, nine, eight...
Cut to telecine countdown.
Dino  (off screen) The general public's not going to understand this, are they?
Colonel  (off screen) Shut up you eyeties!

[Marvin (Paranoid Android)]

Jooooj sad sam se setio jednog koji nije toliko poznat, ali iz nekog razloga meni je baš gotivan... kad Kliz intervjuiše Teri Džounsa koji je kao neki kompozitor, i pomene onako neobavezno da ga pirjatelji zovu "Dve šupe" (Two sheds Jackson). I sve vreme čovek pokušava da govori o svom radu, kompozicijama, itd, a Kliz ga stalno ispituje o tome zašto ima dve šupe

[ToniAdams]

MP je oborio, valjda, 8 britanskih aviona...
Na kraju ga dusmani streljali...
Volem skec sa tigrom, kao i ostale...

[banecare1]

za 28. rodjendan dobYO! full kolekciju na DVD od moje gospodje.

...to je presudilo => she's the 1

say no more, say no more... you know what I mean

[HattoriHanzo]

za 28. rodjendan dobYO! full kolekciju na DVD od moje gospodje.

...to je presudilo => she's the 1

say no more, say no more... you know what I mean

"You lucky, lucky bastard" - Monty Python's Life of Brian

[Glas RazumaN]

za 28. rodjendan dobYO! full kolekciju na DVD od moje gospodje.

...to je presudilo => she's the 1

say no more, say no more... you know what I mean

Wow, znachi "prava" ikap postoji?... )

Sa prljavom viljushkom i cuvenom rechenicom:

"IT MAKES ME MAAAAAAAAAAAAD"

[climber]

Definitivno najjaci:
1. The Meaning of Life - epizoda kada katolicki bracni par (Dzounz i Pejlin) rasprodaje svojih 300 copora dece, a sve to komentarise protestantski bracni par (Cepmen i Ajdl)
2. The Meaning of Life - skec sa Klizom (kelner), Ajdlom i Pejlinom (stooopidni Ameri), kada dolaze u Raj i narucuju Filozofiju, pa se predomisljaju... Hehe.
3. Life of Brian - kada Kliz kao rimski legionar nahvatava Cepmena, Brajana, kako pise neke antirimljanske parole po nekom zidu, tu ispizdi, jer primecuje da mu latinski nije bas najbolji pa ga tera da ispisuje tu parolu po citavom zidu, dok ovaj maltene ne svisne... Do yaya!
Zapravo, ovo je sve nasumice birano. Svaki njihov skec je prica za sebe.

[climber]

BTW, Monty Python jeste bio britanski pilot koji je oborio najvise saveznickih aviona.

[precog]

life of brian: kada lik prodaje lazne brade za zene i kamenje za kamenovanje... arghhhh...
holly grail: vitezovi koji govore ni... zec ubica...
and now for something completely different: kada se skupi ekipa i prica kako im je bilo tesko kada su bili mali, a ova danasnja omladina nista ne kapira... arggghhhhhh, najjace je... umirem svaki put od smeha.
ma ima jos hiljadu ko ce da se seti svega...
ah da, kada filozofi igraju fudbal...

[hansolo]

skec iz M.P. at Hollywood Bowl .... Mikelandjelo, papa i Poslednja vecera....
John Cleese kao papa ...
[QUOTE]Renaissance Choir: [Gregorian Chant]
Servant: A Michelangelo to see you, your Holiness.
Pope: Who?
Servant: Michelangelo, the famous renaissance artist whose best known works include the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and
the celebrated statue of David.
Pope: Ah. Very well...
Servant: In 1514 he returned to Florence and de...
Pope: All right, that's enough, that's enough, they've got it now!
Servant: Oh.
Michelangelo: Good evening, your Holiness.
Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to have a word with you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper."
Michelangelo: Oh, yeah?
Pope: I'm not happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours.
Pope: Not happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: Ah, no, I know, they do have a bit of colour, don't they? Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo?
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo!
Michelangelo: Uuh...he's right in the back. I'll paint him out! No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple.
Pope: Aah.
Michelangelo: All right?
Pope: That's the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish.
Pope: No, it's just that there are twenty-eight of them.
Michelangelo: Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.
Pope: No, that's not the point.
Michelangelo: All right. Well, I'll lose the kangaroo. Be honest, I wasn't perfectly happy with it.
Pope: That's not the point. There are twenty-eight disciples!
Michelangelo: Too many?
Pope: Well, of course it's too many!
Michelangelo: Yeah, I know that, but I wanted to give the impression of a real last supper. You know, not just any old last
supper. Not like a last meal or a final snack. But you know, I wanted to give the impression of a real mother of a blow-out,
you know?
Pope: There were only twelve disciples at the last supper.
Michelangelo: Well, maybe some of the others came along afterw...
Pope: There were only twelve altogether.
Michelangelo: Well, maybe some of their friends came by, you know?
Pope: Look! There were just twelve disciples and our Lord at the last supper. The Bible clearly says so.
Michelangelo: No friends?
Pope: No friends.
Michelangelo: Waiters?
Pope: No.
Michelangelo: Cabaret?
Pope: No!
Michelangelo: You see, I like them, they help to flesh out the scene, I could lose a few, you know I could...
Pope: Look! There were only twelve disciples at...
Michelangelo: I've got it! I've got it! We'll call it "The Last But One Supper"!
Pope: What?
Michelangelo: Well there must have been one, if there was a last supper there must have been a one before that, so this, is the
"Penultimate Supper"! The Bible doesn't say how many people were there, does it?
Pope: No, but...
Michelangelo: Well there you are, then!
Pope: Look! The last supper is a significant event in the life of our Lord, the penultimate supper was not! Even if they had a
conjurer and a mariachi band. Now, a last supper I commissioned from you, and a last supper I want! With twelve disciples
and one Christ!
Michelangelo: One?!
Pope: Yes one! Now will you please tell me what in God's name possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?
Michelangelo: It works, mate!
Pope: Works?
Michelangelo: Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.
Pope: There was only one Redeemer!
Michelangelo: Ah, I know that, we all know that, what about a bit of artistic license?
Pope: A one Messiah is what I want!
Michelangelo: I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! That's you want. Not a bloody creative
artist to crease you up...
Pope: I'll tell you what I want! I want a last supper with one Christ, twelve disciples, no kangaroos, no trampoline acts, by
Thursday lunch, or you don't get paid!
Michelangelo: Bloody fascist!
Pope: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about art, but I know what I like!

[/QUOTE]

i naravno Crucifixion Supervisor: Next! Crucifixion?
Prisoner I: Yes.
Crucifixion Supervisor: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next! Crucifixion?
Prisoner II: Yes.
[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE]

[Marvin (Paranoid Android)]

ah da, kada filozofi igraju fudbal...

Skinuo sam i valjda sve MP3 od Pajtonovaca, najdraža mi je "Galaxy Song" ali sad me podseti na Philosophers' Drinking Song!

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

Edited by Marvin (Paranoid Android), 17 May 2005 - 09:57.

[Amelija]

Krajnje je vreme bilo za ovaj topik

A omiljeni skecevi, e pa to je vec malo teze izabrati, ali ajde nekoliko za pocetak:

- sillly walk
- Dennis Moore
- spot a looney
- lumberjack
- najsmesniji vic na svetu
- spanska inkvizicija
- svadja
- policijska stanica (sa smesnim visinama glasova)
- prodavnica namestaja (kad Graham Chapman stavlja kesu na glavu svaki put kada neko kaze "dusek")
- say no more

[precog]

skec iz M.P. at Hollywood Bowl .... Mikelandjelo, papa i Poslednja vecera....

odlican, genijalan.



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