Po ovom testu na crni petak (valjda) January 13, 2026
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Overdose (5%) - my favourite
Contagious Disease (5%)
"Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!"
Btw:
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
8% work in the porn business.
4% have had team sex.
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tanjajedaska
, Jul 13 2003 15:36
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#32
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Posted 21 December 2003 - 13:13
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 2, 2005
at the age of 33 years old.
blizu je kraj...))))))))))
June 2, 2005
at the age of 33 years old.
blizu je kraj...))))))))))
#33
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Posted 21 December 2003 - 18:54
Novembar 5. 2044
i62
Neverujem!!!
Jedna devojka mi je gledala u dlan( kao zavrsila je neki kurs za to ) i rekla mi je da cu da nakucam skoro 8 banki i da cu imati puno zena i dece i da cu tek u 40-oj da se ozenim.
Testiracu se ponovo.
btw napisali su mi da cuda riknem od srcke ,alkohola i od malih zelenih!
2 trifke
Mora da si nesto zgresio cim su te skratili sa 20,30 godina ! grubo su se nasalili sa tobom
i62
Neverujem!!!
Jedna devojka mi je gledala u dlan( kao zavrsila je neki kurs za to ) i rekla mi je da cu da nakucam skoro 8 banki i da cu imati puno zena i dece i da cu tek u 40-oj da se ozenim.
Testiracu se ponovo.
btw napisali su mi da cuda riknem od srcke ,alkohola i od malih zelenih!
2 trifke
Mora da si nesto zgresio cim su te skratili sa 20,30 godina !
grubo su se nasalili sa tobom
#34
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Posted 24 December 2003 - 23:14
February 15, 2050
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (27%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
bar je okrugla brojka
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (27%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
bar je okrugla brojka
#35
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Posted 25 December 2003 - 22:41
Kao da si tipičan Srbin 1980tih; nema rekreacije, ima pivo i škembići itd..February 15, 2050
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (27%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
bar je okrugla brojka
Edited by tanjajedaska, 26 December 2003 - 20:55.
#36
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Posted 25 December 2003 - 22:45
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 11, 2057
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Loneliness (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Znaci na 56-togodisnjicu napada.
Jos statistike:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
September 11, 2057
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Loneliness (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Znaci na 56-togodisnjicu napada.
Jos statistike:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
#37
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Posted 12 January 2004 - 09:10
Planiram da umrem na svoj 50. rođendan, 50 je jedan fin i lep i zaokružen broj...
Dakle: smrt će stići 23. aprila 2019., nadam se uz ne previše telesnih bolova...
Dakle: smrt će stići 23. aprila 2019., nadam se uz ne previše telesnih bolova...
#38
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Posted 12 January 2004 - 23:15
do 2060, jul. bedak... 
Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
#39
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Posted 12 January 2004 - 23:16
81 godinu. neko duze?
Edited by Vladimir 78, 12 January 2004 - 23:17.
#40
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Posted 16 January 2004 - 10:28
ovo je morbidno....
dali su mi fore do aprila 2029.
dali su mi fore do aprila 2029.
#41
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Posted 16 January 2004 - 22:32
Znači, u cvetu napona stvaralačkih potencijala, kada se tome niko nije nadao...
#42
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Posted 16 January 2004 - 22:36
Aaa, vi's ova tema vec postoji, ja postirao u pogresnu tj. duplikat...
According to ti likovi, riknjavam 7 maja 2064....ima vremena za mene, daklem.
'Ocu onda sve nadziveti ovde ili ima jos neki metuzalem poput mene?
According to ti likovi, riknjavam 7 maja 2064....ima vremena za mene, daklem.
'Ocu onda sve nadziveti ovde ili ima jos neki metuzalem poput mene?
#44
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Posted 18 January 2004 - 19:06
Prvo sam se iznenadila jer sam ocekivala da ce mi dati vise vremena. a onda shvatila da je zivot posle 60 samo odlaganje smrti pa sam se utesila.
Dakle:
You can expect to die on:
September 25 , 2041
at the age of 61 years old
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (24%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (12%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
odmah sam se setila :
Your knuckles whiten on the wheel
The last thing that your hands will feel
your final flight can't be delayed
No land just sky it's so serene
Your pink fat lips let go a scream
You fry and melt I love the scene
Electrolysis (5%)
Dakle:
You can expect to die on:
September 25 , 2041
at the age of 61 years old
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Alien Abduction (24%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (12%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
odmah sam se setila :
Your knuckles whiten on the wheel
The last thing that your hands will feel
your final flight can't be delayed
No land just sky it's so serene
Your pink fat lips let go a scream
You fry and melt I love the scene
Electrolysis (5%)
#45
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Posted 24 January 2004 - 20:01
koji mesec kasnije, ali tu smo. da li nas to cini vrshnjacima?Po ovom testu na crni petak (valjda) January 13, 2026
