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[WestHamUnited]

Najinteligentnija stvar na TV-u. Svaka epizoda raspravlja o vaznim socioloskim pitanjima i svaka epizoda ima pouku koja je uvek u sredini, ni levo ni desno.

Jedina stvar koja je kroz masku niskobudzetne animirane serije uspela da odrzi slobodu govora na danasnjoj televiziji...

Siguran sam da ce istoricari ili sociolozi kroz 100-200 godina izucavati ovu seriju kao jedini fenomen koji je docarao sustinu ironije i moralne devalvacije naseg doba. Evo nekih legendarnih komentara:

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Ucitelj Gerison: Jel hoces da ides kod skolskog psihologa?
Kartmen: Jel hoces da mi pusis kurac?
Ucitelj Gerison: Sta kazes?
O, Izvinite (nakasljuje se i vadi megafon), sta sam ustvari kazao je Jel hoces da mi pusis kurac"




Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Karten: Nikad ne bih dozvolio da me zena izbije. Ako bi pokusala, odmah bi u stilu "Ti, preseli svoju kurvinsku guzicu u kuhinju i umesi mi pitu"



Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Jevrejsko dete: Jel jos neko ima problema sa koncentracijom? Nikako ne mogu da se skoncentrisem.
Kartmen: Mozda bi trebali da te posaljemo u koncentracioni kamp.



Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Kartmen: Hipici, ima ih svuda. Zele da spasu planetu, ali samo puse travu i mirisu neprijatno.


Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!

Kartmen: Izgledas iritiran. Jel imas pesak u vagini?
Kajl: Nemam pesak u vagini!



Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000
bez prevoda

[Thel]

To! Jos!!!!

[nbg4ever]

How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison

[nbg4ever]

I naravno najbolja Cartmanova
Ju vil rispekt ma atoriteee

[Dr Kosh]

Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit.

[Dunadan]

Kartman je neprevazidjen
kad Sten dodje da ga moli da da Kajlu bubreg, a Kartman odradi: no, no, no, no, no, no sa sve muzichkom pratnjom
ma lud lud lud

[Dunadan]

Saddam Hussein: Let's start by building a big statue of me, right over there where that fat kid is standing.
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat buttfucker!
[rays shoot from malfunctioning V-chip and kill a demon from hell]
Stan: Do it Cartman! Do it!
Cartman: Damn! Shit! Respect my fuckin' authoritayyy!
[shocks Saddam]
Saddam Hussein: You need to watch your mouth, brat.
Cartman: Dog-shit taco!
Saddam Hussein: Quick Satan! Do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size... Blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle!
Saddam Hussein: Hey, buddy! I know I was mean before. But don't worry - I can change!
Cartman: OK... not! Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!



inache, najjacha und najsurovija epizoda (sa Radiohead i Kartmanom u glavnoj ulozi): Scott Tenorman must die

[WestHamUnited]

secam se kad sam prvi put gledao Scott Tenorman must die. bas sam vecerao sa upaljenim televizorom. kad se zavrsilo tolko sam bio zaprepascen da sat vremena nisam ustao sa stolice.

sa tokenom i bas gitarom je jedna od najboljih fora.

nja nja nja nja nja nja nja
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cartman: Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls dude


Cartman: How 'bout we sing, 'Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch' in D Minor

Other Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week

Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

a da

Cartman: I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents. *licking on kid's face* Oh, your tear's are so sweet. Oh, yes. Let me taste them. Such sweet pain.

Edited by WestHamUnited, 13 November 2005 - 18:39.

[nbg4ever]

inache, najjacha und najsurovija epizoda (sa Radiohead i Kartmanom u glavnoj ulozi): Scott Tenorman must die 

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Ta je i proglasena za najbolju ikada.

[redridinghood]

A gde u Beogradu kupiti bar neke epizode na Dvix ili DVD???

[nbg4ever]

A gde u Beogradu kupiti bar neke epizode na Dvix ili DVD???

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Tesko, mada na Limewire-u uvek imas nekih 4-5 najboljih epizoda + najnovije, pa ako nemas brz net kuci idi u neki internet caffe (npr. forum) i tamo skini

[Dr Kosh]

Satan: Saddaam! You're back. I thought I killed you!
Saddaam: Yeah, well where was I gonna go, Detroit?

Stan: Holy crap. Wendy wants to meet me at Stark's pond after school today.
Klye: Wow. Maybe you can kiss her.
Cartman: Or slip her the tongue.
Kenny: [Mumbling]
Stan: What? How do you know she has a cat?
[Kenny laughs.]

[Thel]

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit. 

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Iz koje je ovo epizode?

[Thel]

Sta mislite o "Passion Of The Jew"? Epizoda 803.

Edited by Thel, 14 November 2005 - 00:25.

[T. U. Weenie]

Iz koje je ovo epizode?

Iz "Christian Rock Hard", kad Cartman osniva Christian-rock band, sa sve Buttersom i Tokenom... jedna od omiljenih.

"It's the easiest crappiest music ever."

" We just take some old love songs and take out words like 'baby' and 'darling' ... and put in ... Jeeesus"

Need you in my life - Jesus
I can't live without you - Jee-sus
And I just want to feel you
Deep inside me, Jee-sus



A kad Cartman prodaje album na standu, Baters sav srecan kaze musteriji "We're not really Christian, we're just pretending we are!"
Zena odlazi, a Cartman smireno kaze Batersu "Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off."



E da, jos jedan tekst pesme, ova je upbeat:

The body of Christ,
Sleek, swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned
The body of Christ,
Oh, lord allmighty, I wish I could call my own,
Lord allmighty, I've never been so enticed,
I wsih I could have
The body of Christ...
(repeat)

B)

Ili najbolja, takođe malo brža:

I wanna get down on my knees
And start pleasin' Jesus
I wanna feel his salvation
All over my face

Ma anđeo mamin...

Edited by The Ugliest Weenie, 14 November 2005 - 00:25.