> What's In A Name???
> > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
> > up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
> > realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold,
> > the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he
> > out "Business trip or vacation?"
> > She turned smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education
> > Convention in Chicago."
> > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
> > sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for sex
> > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
> > role at this convention?"
> > "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of
> > popular myths about sexuality."
> > "Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
> > "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American
> > the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian
> > most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
> > are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.
> > have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories
> > Southern Redneck."
> > Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
> > she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't
> > know your name."
> > "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
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