The Simpsons
#1
Posted 12 June 2002 - 07:46
Homer:
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."
''To Start Press Any Key''. Where's the ANY key?
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"God is my favorite fictional character."
"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four."
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
Burt:
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
" Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!"
P.S. Izgleda da ce Matt Groening prestati sa snimanjem novih epizoda.
#2
Posted 25 June 2002 - 15:25
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs."
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
"I want to share something with you - three sentences that will get you through life:
Number one, 'Cover for me.'
Number two, 'Oh, good idea, boss.'
Number three, 'It was like that when I got here.'"
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.'"
#3
Posted 26 June 2002 - 03:59
MARGE: Tested, Homer. God tested Moses.
#4
Posted 28 June 2002 - 22:04
BART: Tomorrow we have a father-son day.
HOMER: He-he! You don't have a son!
#5
Posted 18 July 2002 - 03:46
Dvojac iz Rolling Stones – Keith Richards i Mick Jagger su još jedni u nizu glazbenika čiji će se animirani likovi pojaviti u kultnoj seriji ‘The Simpsons’. Samo neki od glazbenika koji su si osigurali besmrtnost kroz ovu seriju su U2, REM, Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers i Paul McCartney./"Monitor"/
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[ Izmena poruke: aenima na dan 2002-07-18 04:46 ]
#6
Posted 19 July 2002 - 14:28
Homer: This is the worst party ever!
Marge: Hm, I don't know...remember the new year's party at Lenny's, we didn't even have a clock.
(jucerasnji rerun)
#7
Posted 25 July 2002 - 14:31
Krusty: Move it, you clowns!!!
#8
Posted 25 July 2002 - 15:03
Homer, na muziku iz Flintstones
"Simpson, Homer Simpson,
he's the greatest guy in history,
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chesnut tree aaaAAAAAAH!"
(CRASH!)
Natpis ispred hriscanske skole:
"We put FUN in Fundamentalist dogma"
Homer 2 Bart:
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
Homer 2 Bart and Lisa:
"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
Bart:
"What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."
Homer, gledajuci globus:
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!"
(Urugvaj)
Homer:
"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb."
Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure."
Ne secam se ko:
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
Homer:
"Now I'm not much of a praying man, but if you're out there, PLEASE SAVE ME SUPERMAN!!"
#9
Posted 25 July 2002 - 17:39
Born free, then caged.
#10
Posted 25 July 2002 - 18:31
"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever.
(...short pause...)
Thy bidding will be done."
#11
Posted 26 July 2002 - 17:48
http://www.lardlad.c...n11/guess.shtml
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#12
Posted 27 July 2002 - 00:25
#13
Posted 27 July 2002 - 15:14
in your face, space coyote
#14
Posted 31 July 2002 - 14:40
Ne secam se ko:
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
Zar ovo nije iz Southpark-a
BTW: Kako vam se svidja Futurama? Meni je totalno gotivna!
#15
Posted 31 July 2002 - 17:31
Bustin:
Ne secam se ko:
"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ."
Zar ovo nije iz Southpark-a
BTW: Kako vam se svidja Futurama? Meni je totalno gotivna!
nije. pomenutu recenicu izgovara bart u epizodi u kojoj ga uhvate u pokusaju kradje video igrice.