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#16 Thel

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 00:23

Iz "Christian Rock Hard", kad Cartman osniva Christian-rock band, sa sve Buttersom i Tokenom... jedna od omiljenih.

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Tu nisam gledala, ali mogu da zamislim :lol:
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#17 Indy

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 00:25

now playing :lol:
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#18 T. U. Weenie

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 00:39

U Epizodi Marjorine, dečaci šalju Buttersa da se inflitrira na pidžama-parti devojčica. Cartman mu daje instrukcije:

"Now Butters, we don't know exactly what it is girls do at their slumber parties... But if they all start, you know, lezzing out (pokazuje "V" prstima + jezik), just roll with it."

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A ranije, kad se Butters u školli predstavlja pred razredom, mora da kaže tekst koji su ga naučili -

"I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancing, and ponies ... and ... getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights."

Edited by The Ugliest Weenie, 14 November 2005 - 00:40.

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#19 Maltese

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 00:42

Scot Tenorman epizoda je sjajna.

Al moj favorit je kada se Kartmen prerusi u robota i oce da uzme od Batersa video kasetu.
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#20 T. U. Weenie

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 00:51

Al moj favorit je kada se Kartmen prerusi u robota i oce da uzme od Batersa video kasetu.

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Jao jeste, Awesom-O je genijalna epizoda... Mada, sve sa Buttersom su takve.

"Would you like to touch my body
Come on and touch my hot body
Do you wanna touch my titties
Ooh, Justin, touch my body..."
"Wow, kid, you're a little fagot."
"Lame."

Ali opet, Scott Tennorman Must Die ima momente kao [to je Cartmanovo pismo Radioheadu, gde objašnjava kako "Scott is a young boy who has cancer... in his ass... If you could find it in your hearts to come visit him ... I don't think he'll last much longer then this saturday around 5:30 ..."

"Nja nja nja nja nja nja, I made you eat your parents..." pa mu onda liĹľe suze sa lica "Ooh, yeah, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm..." :lol:

Edited by The Ugliest Weenie, 14 November 2005 - 00:55.

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#21 copkillah

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 00:56

Evo odgledah 9.11 - Ginger Kids

Cartman opet u elementu, neću da spojlujem :lol:
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#22 Thel

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 11:04

Principal Victoria - Well, Timmy, I just don't know what to do with you. You're getting very poor marks in school and the teacher's complaining that you're not paying attention.
Counselor Mackey - Young man, if you don't wanna be held back a grade I suggest you start cooperating. Okay?
Timmy - Timmy!
Principal Victoria - Well, that does it! I'm suspending you Timmy until you come learn your respect your efforts.
Counselor Mackey - Hold on just second there, principal Victoria. I think I may know what he problem is.
Timmy - Timmy
Counselor Mackey - Yes, ofcourse.
Principal Victoria - What?
Counselor Mackey - I think maybe Timmy's suffering from something called Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD. It's very common in kids his age.
Principal Victoria - Oooooh! That certainly would explain it.
Counselor Mackey - It should be easy enough to find out. They have tests for that kind of thing now. Okay?
Timmy - Timmy!
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#23 Bata.Ilich

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 11:26

[Cartman] "Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."

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[Mr Garrison] "A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid."

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[Mr Garrison] "Genetic engineering is a way to fix God's horrible mistakes, like German people."

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[Kyle] "You sonofabitch, Cartman! You don't fart when you're locked in a small space with other people!"

[Cartman] "Oh, I'm sorry! Next time I'll just ask my fart nicely if it wouldn't mind staying tucked away for a while!"

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[Dr. Doctor] "He's very luck you got him here when you did. He was in a very advanced state of vaginitis."

[Randy] "Vaginitis?"

[Dr. Doctor] "It occurs when a person stops eating meat. Those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas. If we hadn't stopped it in time, Stan would have eventually just become one great big giant pussy."
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Posted 14 November 2005 - 11:33

jedna od boljih je kada Kartmen ima Jenifer Lopez na ruci... :lol:
i u nju se zaljubljuje ben aflek :lol:
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#25 nbg4ever

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 11:58

A sta je sa onom epizodom gde Cartman muze kucice?
[Kenny's house, later. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle approach the house. Kenny's on the front lawn with a dog, and the other boys join him]
Kyle: What's this all about, Kenny?
Kenny: (Wait until you see what I can do to the dog!)
Cartman: Watch this. It's sooo funny. [grins] Come 'ere, dog, come on. [giggles as he starts pleasing the dog] Good dog. [the dog rolls over on its back and Cartman starts stroking the dog's penis] Red rocket red rocket. [Stan and Kyle look at each other. Kenny starts to laugh and clap, and the dog's penis lengthens] Red rocket. Red rocket. [chuckles] Come on. [giggles]
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you doing?
Cartman: I'm milking the dog. They make dog milk.
Kyle: No they don't!
Kenny: (Yeah they do!)
Cartman: [continues milking] Yeah, just hold on a minute. The fifth graders showed us how to do it. [concentrates on the dog] Red rocket. Come on, dog, red rocket! [the dogs ejaculates, and the semen lands on Cartman's face] Ohooohhh
Stan: Whoa, cool! [the dog quickly stands up and walks off]
Kyle: That's awesome!
Cartman: I told you guys.
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#26 T. U. Weenie

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Posted 14 November 2005 - 18:08

jedna od boljih je kada Kartmen ima Jenifer Lopez na ruci...  :lol: 
i u nju se zaljubljuje ben aflek  :lol:

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"YOU CAN SUCK MY CULO, CHICCA!"
"Who was that!?"
"Ola, bitchola!"

~Burrito,
Taco taco, burrito, taco
Don't think just coz I gotta lotta money
I won't give you taco-flavored kisses honey
Fulfill all yo wishes with my taco-flavored kisses
Taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco...~

"Oh Ben, I am so happy! The cool breeze blowing through my hair, in your sexy automobil..."

~Oh, Ben you are so perfect
So spectacularrr in everry way,
You bring life into my life, Ben
You almost make me forget all about
Tacos!
Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy
Yummy yummy give me more
I love you Ben,
You almost make me forget all about tacos...~

"MOOOOOMM! Ben Affleck is naked in my beeed!"
"Ooh, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you!"

Edited by The Ugliest Weenie, 14 November 2005 - 18:10.

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#27 WestHamUnited

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 00:51

[Cartman] "Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."

I posle stvarno na proekciji kaubojci kako jedu punding i posle se karaju...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#28 eye of the beholder

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 14:36

Evo odgledah 9.11 - Ginger Kids

Cartman opet u elementu, neću da spojlujem :lol:

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u ta poslednja je super ...

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#29 djeneralche

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 17:26

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

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#30 Cartman

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 22:08

Puno vam hvala na lepim recima,trudicu se i dalje da budem vas omiljeni cartoon character:)
Kad sam tek otkrivao ovu seriju Cartman mi je bio omiljeni lik ali kasnije,pre svega u sestoj sezoni kad je Kenny mrtav,Butters me je odusevio.
Sta kazete da napravimo neki poll ovde o omiljenom liku?

Cartman: Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs.

Edited by Cartman, 15 November 2005 - 22:09.

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