Nemoj, Lepotice, sve je to od loseg vina... ovaj, vica. Mada ti mozda i nije tako losa ideja, after all. Da parafraziram elle, a da mi svi kolektivno predjemo na sportski forum?Lepotica Uspavana:
And now, 'completely destroyed', vracam se samoci svojoj i pratim samo sportski deo foruma
Vicevi
Started by
Branimir70
, Oct 28 2001 13:50
90 replies to this topic
#31
Posted 05 June 2002 - 22:49
#32
Posted 05 June 2002 - 23:52
Posaljite jos jednu privatnu poruku!
#33
Posted 06 June 2002 - 00:11
Que? Ne svidja ti se nesto, anarchic?
#34
Posted 06 June 2002 - 00:25
Posaljite jos jednu privatnu poruku !
#35
Posted 06 June 2002 - 00:27
Nemoj da si nevaljala devojcica.
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#36
Posted 06 June 2002 - 00:46
nevaljao indy, nevaljao anarchic!
/forum cveta/
/forum cveta/
#37
Posted 06 June 2002 - 00:50
Jeste, sve dok ne dodje Mo da malo pokosi cvetje... :smile:
#38
Posted 06 June 2002 - 01:00
nevaljao indy !
#39
Posted 06 June 2002 - 02:23
/ sam kosi svoje cvece :grin: /
#40
Posted 06 June 2002 - 02:38
E to si dobro rekla
& sad, budi dobra! :razz:
& sad, budi dobra! :razz:
#41
Posted 06 June 2002 - 15:02
Two Blonde Biologists With apologies to....Well you know who you are!
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Those are deer tracks," the first blonde told the other. "Oh no," the second said, "Those are definitely moose tracks." With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Those are deer tracks," the first blonde told the other. "Oh no," the second said, "Those are definitely moose tracks." With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.
#42
Posted 06 June 2002 - 15:04
A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete examination and a series of tests. After receiving the results of the tests, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told the young biologist's wife, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, and generally do anything he asks. Don't discuss your problems with him, as it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. " If you can do this for the next 10 months or so, I think your husband will regain his health completely. Otherwise.......well..."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
she replied. "Honey.....he says you're going to die."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
she replied. "Honey.....he says you're going to die."
#43
Posted 06 June 2002 - 23:47
weeeeeeeelllllllll, evo jedinog vica koji znam o crnkama
zasto su crnke toliko ponosne na boju svoje kose ?
slaze im se uz brkove :grin::grin::grin:
zasto su crnke toliko ponosne na boju svoje kose ?
slaze im se uz brkove :grin::grin::grin:
#44
Posted 05 July 2002 - 18:25
Obrati paznju na ponashanje.
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A sweaty-footed Dutchman who caused a stink
by removing his shoes in a university library has been fined by magistrates,
Dutch media reported on Friday.
The 39-year-old Rotterdam man was fined 250 euros (U.S. $245) in The
Hague ( news - web sites) on Thursday for defying a ban on taking off
shoes in a college library in the western town of Delft, daily Het Financieele
Dagblad said.
The newspaper said the magistrates "decided his sweaty feet smelled so
bad he was a public nuisance."
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A sweaty-footed Dutchman who caused a stink
by removing his shoes in a university library has been fined by magistrates,
Dutch media reported on Friday.
The 39-year-old Rotterdam man was fined 250 euros (U.S. $245) in The
Hague ( news - web sites) on Thursday for defying a ban on taking off
shoes in a college library in the western town of Delft, daily Het Financieele
Dagblad said.
The newspaper said the magistrates "decided his sweaty feet smelled so
bad he was a public nuisance."
#45
Posted 08 July 2002 - 08:32
Nije teško biti fin!